Today, my life as a teenager [still 19!] seemed dimmer while my adult life seemed so close.
What lead up to this sudden and seemingly random epiphany?


Well, you see, I had no mother or father to ask for help.

That is to say, when my current housemate and I were trying to fix the bathtub, we had no adult to seek help from!
Needless to say, we [mainly I] ended up pulling out glomps and pounds of hair goo from the drain.

After about endless hours [probably 8 minutes], I stood up, wiping the sweat off my face and dropping the Zip plastic stick [some unclogging tool], that I felt a new being come over me.

It seems, after having of gone through the terrors and disgusting labor of doing something so mundane and fit for an "adult" that I then realized, "I must be an Adult."


And that is how that went, I now am an Adult.